Gerard Whateley has gone through all 18 AFL clubs after nine rounds for his word association.
In just a few words, he has outlined his worries at Carlton, Essendon and Sydney, while praising the likes of Brisbane, Collingwood and the Bulldogs.
See his thoughts below:
Adelaide: Learning to fly
Brisbane: Fully furnished and ready to contend
Carlton: A tinder box at risk of becoming a tyre fire
Collingwood: No one is having more fun
Essendon: Brutal schedule took a toll
Fremantle: Might’ve found their game on the Sydney carousel
Geelong: Clawing on in the grip of injury
Gold Coast: About to learn their worth
GWS Giants: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
Hawthorn: Sitting last but far from the worst
Melbourne: Need to pack their best
North Melbourne: Not engaged with hearts and minds
Port Adelaide: Now for the big boy footy
Richmond: A one-off reunion or the band back together?
St Kilda: Given a mulligan… now find the fairway
Sydney: Not a shadow of their former selves
West Coast: All hope appears lost
Western Bulldogs: The Dogs have taken up the fight